Zindigi[Life]-how it all started
[At the main house.5pm.. in the kitchen. man floor]
Rajan: Action.
Kayzz: Today.. in another episode of kayzz the chef.. We are ganna make some Nachos.. Kayzz style.. So The ingrediants you will need is Onions(to taste) Jelopinos(to taste), 4-way mexican cheese.. And if you use any other type.. it is perfectly fine. ABag of Chips. Now in my Way.. I use Some Regular Tortia chips.. Now you can either put it in a dish or you can put it in like a Enchilada dish. And because we are makin regular nachos.. I prefer a regular dish.be cause we are not using any kinds of liquid in this..
Now first, Lets open the Bag of chips and add it to the Dish.. Now do not Add too much like stacked on each other because then you will not get enought cheeseon it.. Now after spreading the chips on it, You need to get out the cheese. As you can see.. I am praparing two dishs.. Why? Because i got my other 5 lazy brothers who are ganna eat too.. So That why i got alot of onions, Jelopinos, And cheese.. They are like the #1 fans of junk food. Soo anyways.. Lets Get the cheese that is already shreded and add it on top of the Chips..
Dhruv: Fill it up
Kayzz: Yes cause these guys are ganna pig out on it.. And after you got this much cheese on the chips.. Sprinkle The onions and jelopenios on.. Now as you can see Thier are more onions and jelopenios on here than Cheese and chips.. But thats okay.. CAuse we love spicy food.. But we gotta no if its spicy or not.. So.. let me call my little cuzin in.. Yo div.. come here Bro.
Div: whats up.. And why is he recording this.. What are you guys ganna do ?
Kayzz: dang man why are u so perinoid
Div: because last time they Tr
Kayzz: forget it.. And so here.. Try this "plane jelopenio" These guys Who are sitting here dont beilive me that they are plane..
Div: Sure.
(div trys on jelopenio)
Div: OHHH MY GODDD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!! ITS TO HOTTTT!! I NEED SOME WATER!! GAHHH!
(div Went to the counter and Drunk some coke out of the coke 2 liter with his mouth and then spit it out in the Sink)
Dhruv: Dude we were ganna drink that!
Div: OMG !! ITS TOO HOTT! GIVE ME SOMETHING SWeet..
Kayzz: shake take care of him.. Well youtube now you guys no if its hot.. It its.So lets pop it in the microwave for 1 minute.. And Because i got two.. ill pop the other one in for 1 mintue as well..
Div: INEED SOMETHING Sweet..
(so kayzz took out the Whipcream Can and pulled divs hair opend his mouth and shot it in thier..)
Kayzz:finally.. You shut up.. And youtube.. IF you Make some Jelopenios at home.. or try mine.. Make sure you have whip cream right next to you because you will need it! And now .. our nachos are done.. Yo Homoss! come down the nachos are done.. Raj.. dont turn off the camara yet..
(krrish and Hrithik Come to the tabel..)
Krrish: let me try one..
(Krrish took a bite of a nachowith 4 jelopenios on it)
Krrish: AHHHHHHH OMG !! AHHHH IT S O HOT!! I NEED SOMETHING SWEET!
(kayzz pulled krrish's hair back, And Sprayeed whip cream into krrishes mouth..)
Kayzz: Youtube.. have a good Day!!haha
Rajan: Cut
Krrish: man who made these Jelopenios!!?!?!?!
Kayzz: I did
Krrish: MAn.. you might as well add some mirch masala in it..
Kayzz: Wheres div! hahahahaha you should have seen him eat em
Shake: that junk was funny man..
Kayzz: well start digin in
Darshan: are you not ganna eat?
Kayzz: yah man i will.. lemme go find div first.. Ill make somethin for him.. cause i no he aint ganna eat em nachos
Krrish: Rajan.. Join us
Rajan: naa man i'm good.. im going into the youtube room to edit this video
Kayzz: dude u want me to order a pizza for you or something?
Rajan: A green peper onion pizza with coke please
Kayzz: alright ill send it over in the room when it gets here
(in the chillzone)
Kayzz: Div..
Div: sup
Kayzz: come on downstairs to eat
Div: Dude them jelopenios are too hot
Kayzz: what do u want to eat? want a pizza?
Div: ummm sure.. order me a Cheese pizza and garlic sticks from cici's
Kayzz: soo low class. but okay..
Div: peace out
(downstairs in the Kitchen)
Dhruv: so guys .. Whats goin on tonite?
Krrish:thier is a party at hirens
Darshan: well we no whos ganna fight then.. Kevin and Karan..
Shake: but u never no.. if karan doesnt get too drunk then.. it wont happen
Krrish: true that..True that..
(6pm.. In the living room)
Krrish: alright guys im leavin in my lambo.. and Tell div to come with one of u guys cause u guys cant drive when u guys are drunk
Kayzz: yeah .. okay.. Yo div.. you ready?
Krrish: peace out guys
(krrish went outside.. Got into his lambergini and went to hirens.. )
Narrarator: well im the writer of this play.. and one thing i neeed to tell you guys that these 6 guys are multi billionaires.. They have A Brand of motel called Patel brother inn& lauxury suites. And they have a Plane brand called Patel Brothers Flight
And they have about 10 stores leased .. And they have 16 motels.. And 10 motels leased..
(At the main house, in the living room)
Kayzz: yo has anyone seen my Iphone?
Dhruv: umm is that yours on the counter up thier?
Kayzz: naww man thats my ipod touch, I need to call Dill and i dont got him saved on the storm
Darshan: well take my bold from the tabel and call him from that
Kayzz: thanks man..
(Kayzz dialed Dillens number)
Kayzz: yo dill
Dillen: was up
Kayzz: not much.. man i gotta question
Dillen: whts up?
Kayzz: are u bringin the dj set to the party?
Dillen: naa.. Hiren said he will use the one at his
Kayzz: alright well imma bring my ipod too hook it up hahaha
Dillen: haha i herya
Kayzz: well alright peace thats why i called
(they hung up)( at hirens house)
Hiren: yoyoyoyoyo krrish.. was up iggga?
Krrish:not much man not much.. kayzz said that he called dill desai about the dj set. dill said that you have one?
Hiren: yeah lets hook it up
(later that night, at the party)
Deeva[reporter for the Deeva Reporter Youtube Channel]: So kayzz.. Do you guys have anyidea why subhash gai rejected you 2 for his upcomming Movie?
Kayzz: Deeva. To tell you the truth, We backed because it wasnt a "patel brother" type of Film
Krrish: 100%
Kayzz: not like we hate Mr.Gai though.. he is a good person.
Krrish: But we only do films that we believe in. If we dont Believe in it
Kayzz: Than we refuse to waste our time to do it.
Deeva: so can you tell us something about the scripts?
Kayzz: are you seriouse?
Krrish: Okay deeva... First of all.. Can you tell me how long have you been interviewing Famous people?
Deeva: Well you guys are the first ones
Kayzz: well, let me give you a tip, Do not ask anyone about thier upcomming movie scripts.. Because no one will take you as a reporter
Krrish: not like ur a bad reporter.. Your Awsome
Kayzz: but anyways
Deeva: Thankyou.. So can you guys tell me about ur views for Slumdog millionair?
Kayzz: It is a brillient movie..
Krrish: no..dude.. what are you taalking about? Slumdog millionaire? Are u seriouse? Slumdog millionaire is one of the best movies made yet in the history of movies
Kayzz: and i am soo happy that none of us were in it.. i mean we could not have done a brillant job like Dev. And i cant act. And.. None of us cannot do Dev's Expressions
Krrish: True that.. You can't act.. And dev has the best expressions in the industy.. NO HOMO
Deeva: well i thank both of you two gentel man for your time.
Kayzz: no problem
Krrish: yep
Deeva: well okay then enjoy the party.
[Deeva and her camara man went out the door and hed down the road with thier car.]
Kayzz: man who told her that we were here?
Hrithik: kayzz.. Krrish's Shinin Snow White Lambergini Is here.. You can Tell that by being on the other side of New jersy/
Krrish: True
Hiren: Yeah.. Man next time i see her. imma break that camara mans camara
Dhruv: im ganna ask why
Dill: ill tell u,why.. Well that camara man knocked over Hirens Carona and his Shot..
Dhruv: ohhh
Karan: Mann you should have pushed kevin into the camara man and then the camara man would have gotten pissed and luckly smash the camara on kevins head.. kevin would have to pay his hospital bill and buy the guy a new camara..
Kevin: seriously
Karan: heck yeah.. cause they would get money.. And u would have to work harder
Akash: shut up karan.. and kevin dont listen to him
Karan: Ey.. Names.. Karan C Patel.. And i dont listen to Drunkerds
Kevin: maybe because u are one!
Karan: and u got a hoe as a girlfriend.. Thats why she comes to my house at night and leaves in the morning to go to your house..
Kevin: that's it..
[Kevin Charged at karan and speard him down to the ground.. and then kevin started punching karan in ithe face soo much that the guys couldnt get a grip of kevins hands.. And then kevin got up by himself and jumped on karans stomach.. .. and then Kayzz and krrish held back Kevin]
Kayzz: chill out kevin.. chill..krrish lets take him outside
Kevin: Karan ill kill you u chutiyo..let me go guys..
Krrish: come on kevin .. out side..
[kayzz and krrish draged kevin outside.. while inside.. karan was still on the ground hurting..]
Hiren: karan.. are u okay?
[ karan got up by his own. got a carona and chugged it..]
Karan: tell him to watch out .. cause i am ganna kill him..
Hiren: karan.. i think you should go home now.. you have passed your contions..
Karan: [drunkvoice]ill come tommorow.. and when i see him.. tell him not to see me because ill till him.
[karan headed out the door into his mercadez and drove off.. Kevin didnt see him..]
[later that night still at the party.. on the dance floor]
Sham: Aarti.. what's up?
Aarti: hi sham.. ahh nothing much waiting for kevin to come here.. What about u.. you look handsom today
Sham: thank you.. Kevin is here.. He is downstairs on the porch..
Aarti: really. well im ganna go down thier
Sham: did u hear what he did to karan?
Aarti: what did he do?[2ed time nerviously] What did he do?
Sham: He almost knocked out karan.. karan got a black eye and has a busted lip..
Aarti: im ganna go talk to kevin
[Aarti rushed outside and went to the bottom porch.. thats where she saw kevin and his classic coca cola bottle]
Aarti: kevin?
Kevin: hey aarti.. how'd you find me down here?
Aarti: Sham told me.. but what are you doing down here?
[kevin sat down on a big swing set and so did aarti]
Kevin: Ahhh.. this place.. Brings back old memories
Aarti: Ohh.. from where?
Kevin: from my old house in Kentucky..
Aarti: ohh.. i see..
[Aarti put her head on kevins shoulder.. kevin put his arm around her]
Aarti: kevin.. why did u and karan fight
Kevin: ill tell u later..
Aarti: seriously.. tell me..
Kevin: ahh.. well lets go upstares.. i dont wanna get my mind all jacked up because of him
[so kevin got up.. And put his hand out. Aarti locked it into hers.. She got up.. And both of them walked upstairs into the party.]
Dhruv: Yo kev. we need u to crunk this place up.
Kevin: want me to be dj?
Dhruv: sure
Kevin: well than lets hit the floor.
[so kevin & the guys walk onto the dance floor, kevin got onto the dj stand and put on some headphones]
Kevin:[on the mic] Ladies and gentalmen.. .. ITS TIME TO GET CRUNK!! So when i say get crunkyou guys say?
Audiunce: go dj
Kevin: yeahh.. get crunk in 5..4...3...2..1..
Audiunce: go dj,go dj, go dj, go dj, go dj, go dj..
Kevin: eyyy. eyy.. startin out from the east rolling hoods of philly
Audiunce: Philly
Kevin: Where thier are only Desi's
Audiunce: Desi's
Kevin: cricket and football are the things we do, own a store, a motel, drive to edison for indian food. We are the desis in the the east rolling hoods of philly go go go go
Audiunce: go dj. do gj. go dj. go dj. go dj.
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